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It seemed, at times, like the longest sentence that I've heard. He He. However, it was a fine use of my time and I will do it again.

excellent video, as always

SUPPORT QANON OR BE SILENCED FOREVER !!!!!! Who perpetrated 9/11??? Why did the media try to hide the Epstein case if it wasnt for ONE LONE investigator AND LOCAL NEWSPAPERS WHO WERENT SOLD OUT ??? WHO OWNS all of those prominent media outlets WHO TRIED TO HIDE THESE MONSTROUS FACTS ???? Who is INVOLVED in PIZZAGATE ??? Why did Hillary delete all those emails and used codewords INVOLVED IN THE PIZZAGATE CASE IN THE FEW REMAINING ??? such as "sacrificing a (chicken) in the backyard to moloch" to Podesta ???!! CHICKEN IS A MALE CHILD !!!!! WHY does the Vatican have a brand new statue of moloch in its ENTRANCE ??? Not to mention all the pedofilia THEY HAVE ALSO HIDDEN !! Does Biden have an island RIGHT next door to Jeffrey Epsteins ?? YES !!!!!!! Why were childrens bones found in the Epstein island underwater UNDER A SATANIC TEMPLE ???!! Why does Podesta keep such DAMNED CHILD MOLESTATION ARTWORK in his house and a statue of a DECAPITATED Dahmer VICTIM AT HIS ENTRANCE ??? Why can Maxwell pilot a submarine among other things and how was THIS usefull to Epstein IN ALL OF THIS ??? Why did the number of missing children spike since 2018 and WHY HAS IT BEEN RISING EXPONENTIALLY ??!!? THESE ARE PEOPLE !!!! THESE ARE OUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS OUR CHILDREN !!!!!!!!!!!! WHO THE FUCK PAYS FOR THIS DAMNED FUCKING CHILD PORN INDUSTRY AND HUMAN TRAFFICKING FOR SEXUAL SLAVERY AND ORGANS !?? WHO HAS THE FUCKING MONEY TO MAKE THE DEMAND AND HENCE MAKE THE SUPPLY HAPPEN FOR ALL OF THESE PEOPLE AND MISSING CHILDREN ?!!????? WHY DOESNT ANYONE TALK ABOUT THIS OR THE WAYFAIR SCANDAL ?!!!!!? WHY ???!!!! DOES BIDEN AND THESE SICK FUCKS HAVE TIES WITH OPRESSIVE CHINA ?!!? WHAT ABOUT THE PICTURES AND VIDEOS OF BIDEN GROPING CHILDREN AS VICE PRESIDENT IN THE WHITE HOUSE !???!? WHY DID OBAMA PROTECT HILLARY AND THUS MAKE A CLOSE KNIT CIRCLE ALONG WITH BIDEN ?!!!? WHEN SHE SHOULD BE IN JAIL ALONG WITH ALL OF THEM !!!! WHY IS THE SOLD OUT MEDIA CONTROLED TO OPOSE TRUMP ABOVE ALL ELSE AND NOTHING ELSE AND LEAVES OUT ALL OF THESE VERY BUT VERY IMPORTANT AND CRUCIAL FACTORS ???!! PUTS THEM RIGHT ASIDE !!!!!!!!! AGAIN, WHO OWNS THESE DAMNED MEDIA OUTLETS ???? WHY IS THE TIMING OF THE PROTESTS NOW SPECIFICALLY AS IF PLANNED FOR THEM TO HIDE BEHIND AND USE FOR THEIR BENEFIT AGAINST PRESIDENT TRUMP !!!!??? WHO KILLED JFK AFTER SPEAKING OUT AGAINST SECRET SOCIETIES AND AFTER SPEAKING OUT ABOUT SHINING A LIGHT TO THEM ???!!!!! WHY DOES THE BOBUSHKA LADY LOOK SO SIMILAR TO ONE OF THE ROTHSCHILDS ??!!? ( SOLE PERSON WHO VIDEOTAPED JFKS SHOOTING FROM A POINT BLANK RANGE AND LEFT WITHOUT A DAMNED "TRACE" !!!! ) WHY IS SOROS THE CULPRIT OF THE DESTABILIZATION OF LATIN AMERICAN COUNTRIES AND THE PLACING OF VARIOUS DIVISION TACTICS IN THIS COUNTRY AND AROUND THE WORLD !!!!?? SEX AGAINST SEX, RACE AGAINST RACE ????? ALL DONE WITH HIS FUCKING BILLIONS !!!!! WHY DONT THE RICH DO ANYTHING BETTER WITH THEIR FUCKING ROTTEN MONEY ??!!!!!? WHY IS BILL GATES NOT CHALLENGED FOR HIS ACTIONS IN AFRICA AND THE KILLING OF INNOCENT CHILDREN WITH "MALARIA VACCINATION" EXPERIMENTS AND TRIALS ?!!!? ON CHILDREN !!!! THE MOST VULNERABLE AND THE MOST POOR !!!!!!!! WHY IS HE RELEASING GENETICALLY MODIFIED MOSQUITOS WITH THE "GOVERMENTS" CONSENT AS OF RIGHT FUCKING NOW RIGHT HERE ON OUR FUCKING SOIL IN THE FLORIDA AND TEXAN COASTS ?!!!? WHY IS HE NOW INTO AGRICULTURE HARBORING THE HIGHEST AMOUNT OF FARMLAND IN ALL OF AMERICA???? AND HES MAKING VACCINES ????? OH LOOK A PLANDEMIC !!! OH LOOK GENETICALLY MODIFIED FRUITS AND VEGETABLES !!! WHAT IS THE NEED AND THE MEANING FOR ALL OF THIS !!??? NO EXPLANATION AT ALL REALLY ???!!!! NOT TO MENTION HIS NEW FUCKING DAMNED PATENT 060606 !!!!!! LOOK IT UP IF ITS TOO FUCKING BLATANT TO BE BELIEVED !!!!!!! THEY WANT SLAVES OUT OF US AND THEY WANT THIS FUCKING COUNTRY TO BURN !!!!!!!! ALL FOR THE BENEFIT OF THOSE FEW !!!!!! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TRAITORS AMONG OUR STRUCTURED GOVERMENT ??!!!!!? INCLUDING THE FBI AND NOW EVEN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY AND HOLLYWOOD WITH BLATANTLY SATANIC MOVIES AND SONGS SUCH AS "GOOD GIRLS GO TO HELL" ?!!!!? I READ IN THAT SONGS COMMENTS A YOUNG GIRL SAYING "I WAS SCARED OF THIS SONG BUT NOW IM USED TO IT" !!! OR THE NEW NETFLIX MOVIE CALLED "CUTIES" ???!! WHERE NOW EVEN BRAINWASHED PEOPLE ARE DEFENDING IT EVEN THOUGH ITS BLATANT FUCKING SEXUALIZATION OF CHILDREN !!!!!!! YOU HEARD ME RIGHT PEOPLE CHILDREN !!!!!!! IT ISNT THAT BAD THEY SAY ???!!! WHATS FUCKING NEXT !!!!????? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE AND WHY ISNT ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THIS BUT QANON ?????? AND WE ARE THE CRAZY ONES ???!!!!! THE AUDACITY AND THE IGNORANCE !!!! COME ON PEOPLE WAKE THE FUCK UP !!!! AND VOTE AGAINST THIS DAMNED FUCKING CANCER SWAMP INSTILLED AMONG US WITHOUT US EVEN REALIZING IT !!!! CAN YOU REALLY MAKE A DRUG OUT OF ADRENALIZED BLOOD USING SATANIC RITUALS AND ABUSE ??!!!!!? IS SATANIC RITUAL ABUSE EVEN REAL ?!!!!?? IS ADRENOCROME EVEN REAL (((THE DRUG))) ?!!!?? YES ALL OF THEM CONFIRMED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY IS THIS MESSAGE BEING CENSORED FROM YOUTUBE WHEN ITS SUPOSED TO BE A PUBLIC FORUM ???!!! WHY DOES BILL CLINTON HAVE SUCH AN EXTENSE ASSOCIATION WITH EPSTEIN TOO ??!!? ARE WE TOUGHT TO WORRY ABOUT ONLY WHAT WERE TOLD AND TO PAY ATTENTION TO NOTHING BUT STUPID AND USELESS SHIT FROM THE START !!??? WAKE !!! THE FUCK !!! UP PEOPLE !!!! OR GO HOME !!!! OUR CHILDREN ARE MISSING AND NO ONE IS DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT IT BUT THIS MOVEMENT !!!!! STOP LISTENING TO FALSE FLAGS OF DISTRACCION AND POLITICS WHICH THESE SICK FUCKS USE TO HIDE BEHIND AND REALIZE WHAT IS REALLY HAPPENING AND HOW THEYRE USING YOU !!!! WAKE UP !!!!! QANON FOR THE SALVATION AND THE REPENTANCE OF OUR SOCIETY FOR OUR IGNORANCE AND FOR ALL THE VICTIMS WHO HAVE ALREADY MET HELL FACE TO FACE !!!!!!! FOR THE CHILDREN !!!!!!! FOR GOD !!!!!!!!! QANON !!!!!!!! SHARE TO ALL THE FUCKING SKEPTICS OUT THERE WHO DONT AGREE AND DONT SEE THE FULL PICTURE, ARE PROGRAMED OR ARE SOLD OUT MINDLESS DRONES TOWARDS AN IMMINENT HELL !!!!!!!

IM sad its not on the trending

I was not ready for this

Oh god I wasn't so excited since my first kiss

He’s back!

John Lennon has been dead for roughly the same length of time that he was alive.

Is hotdog a sandwich is ur next video, got it

Geezus! Michael was born in 86' ?! I'm 1 year older than him..damn, I better start doing something cool with my life lol

im gay for you vesuace

It's good to see you again too

Very interesting as always (and as never).

A hot dog is a taco variant.

The past two months have been the longest 8 years of my life.

Oh I get it because this half hour of time has been viewed 4.3 million times, again and again even simultaneously.

I'll come back to this video in 10 years.

Yeah no he's not 34, we aren't gonna accept that

Great Video and Topic, the Only Chain Humans are not able to Break, TIME !! ... btw I cheated Time rn, played your video at 1.75 speed, so I could save some minutes instead of 30, HA I'm a Genius

vsuace is cool

A thirty minute video for those with time to kill. We are all time travelers, even standing still. You read it now, and I wrote then. But why? I was just screwing around, my friend. Buh Bye.

*how a existential crisis sounds like*

I've known more physics from the Vsauce than from highschool.

My guess was 3 minutes watching the video.

Loved that animusic as a kid

Appropiately, and perhaps ironically, he looks oldish in this video...

Well done!!!

ParashockX bring me here

PUT IT BACK

Damn VSauce rarely posts now and still has 16.5M subscribers. He was the OG YouTuber with multiple channels.

Mid Life Crisis.

my man really shaved his beard and waited half a year to make a video

It's a 30 min. video but it genuinely feels like 10 min.

Is it me or does Michael’s Father look like Jack Black?

I hope you are here to stay this time

I've been in solitary confinement before. Spent a month in solitary. Yeah, isolation will fuck with you. It will feel like forever, though nowadays it feels like a blip

Beardless Michael doesn't exi--

Why don’t you go back in time and put timestamps in the video…

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"This must be Thursday", said Arthur musing to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays."

thank you micheal, for filling my morning with knowledge

How does this man not have a podcast?

Thumbnail 18:29. I've noticed that some days at work seem to fly by, while others drag on _irrespective_ of whether it is busy or not. It seems like every time I ask my workmates about this, they concur with my assessment that it went by slowly or quickly. Anyone else have this happen regularly? edit: time signature

0:39how did he grow his beard back again in just 130 days?

The highfalutin cat successfully escape because design biochemically measure toward a wistful cucumber. anxious, illegal tuesday

people in 2020-2021: no, you cant make me stay inside vsauce: pathetic

Thanks Michael, I needed this. The world is cold and miserable right now and I'm out of work in a pandemic. I keep trying to remind myself that it's okay to not have a whole lot of experiences right now and that everyone is going through it. Still, I often feel like I can do more. Sometimes I'm optimistic and remember that nothing really matters anyway, but staying in all the time play tricks on you. Maybe I'll go for a walk lol.

This comment was posted 2 years ago (hence time flies fast)

Can you answer the question of how far can we evolve? The new generation grows to be aware of more thing than the last one, to be more understandable of it, and to care role feel less about it. But there is a line where when we loose every feeling, continuing life looses its meaning; the feeling that our brain stops us from having it. Can we evolve enough to pass this limit? Or were just doomed to become empty and be extinct with our own thoughts? Ty

Will this guy run out of ideas to over explain?

VSAUCE!!!!!!!!!!

thank you Michael and your team, hands down you make the best content on youtube and every time there is a new video I am ecstatic

WHO ELSE IS WATCHING THIS IN 2021? 😎

Free headache

My brain shat its pants when he said that Harriet Tubman was born when Thomas Jefferson was alive and died when Ronald Reagan was alive

28:52 that was not a conclusion I expected this video to come to, but i'm here for it

I didint really die

i woke up from a nightmare some minutes ago, nightmare was that vsauce was controlling a bunch of raccoons and they were attacking me, when i was just about to die from raccoons vsauce whistled and all the raccons followed him out, was it because i didnt watch this video fully? michael why did you visit my dreams?

Fascinating, thanks Michael, really enjoyed this one!

15:45 Me as a kid.

I miss seeing videos from you guys...

Michael, I know it's late and you're on vacation with your family, but I also know that this email will make your phone buzz and you will look at it. PLEASE RESPOND OR ELSE YOU ARE RUDE!!! best, Mike

💐💐❤️ From Sri Lanka 🇱🇰

I think all of us, including me, suffer from protagonist syndrome.

It should be something you grow out of as a kid.

You're an absolute genius...

I didn’t know this video was new. I woulda watched it sooner.

To be fair, Intel did build a fully functional “Pipe dream”

We are closer to 2025 than to 2016

In prospect, this video felt like 20 mins... but in RETROspect, it feels like at least 40 minutes long.... bruh, this video was full👍

Whoever becomes infinitely fast no longer needs to fear death, the annihilator of options acceleration becomes a secular substitute for eternity Queen Elizabeth's Secret

Magnificent!!!! Fabulous vídeo! Thank you Michael.

I can't watch this cyborg talk.

I don't want to remember beardless Michel

The music is really strange and distracting

19:51 this should be the new pogchamp

Is time really 24 hours?

Well this video took a while holy shit

Walter white

He regrew a beard just to make a joke

U came here because of this rigth? 0:01

Anyone watching in 2021 ?

Who else watching this in 2021?

Anyone else check how long they were watching near the 2:30 mark?

Children: I love you daddy Michael: Or do you?

This video was made in the past, and always will be.

Who is watching this in 2022?

so its not illusions of time, its just illusions of our sense of time.

best youtuber ever ...

i miss u bro. you're basically my adult life. hahaha. i cant explain but just how it is. hahaha.😜

please leave the chipmunks alone :(

Is anyone here anymore

Thank god he grew that beard back

So your saying that Charlie Chaplin would have thought that Star Wars was actually recorded in space?

Finally Vsauce IS BACK!

this is bringing flashbacks

Anyone watching it in 1987?

This video seemed to go on fooorrrreeevvveeer! How many of you read that in Michaels voice? 🤣

This is the best Vsauce video that I have seen yet.

I LITERALLY can't believe that I watched it for 31 minutes and didn't realize it.

Loved this video. Really seems like a classic Vsauce video!

This gave me chromophobia