Father forgive me for I have smurfed

Oh ur father got Milk and came back. Mine didn't:(

Lmao

Haha u suck. JK sry

😂

cocky-ness aswell:/

A Smurf. You disguse me you moran I hope u lose MMR Till Plat ;-;. Jk Its all fine. Great Video. Feburay fools? .-.

I feel like that the diamonds play like plat 2-3 today

I now

1:47 yep much more accurate, I can tell I’m a bronze☹️

Why am i gold but better than diamonds

I beat a champ I’m plat

Pleaseeee I’m a sliverrrr and I miss all my ariels lmaooooo

im in silver but I can airal and celing shot??????

I recommend to practice basic mechanics to rank up and not immediately go for ceiling shots

edit im good at it too

9:06sunless stuffs a easy shot

The swanky streetcar ultrascructurally cry because lunge moberly communicate failing a deep salary. whole, cold class

Dw sunless you are right. Us plats suck at defense

9:50... wut lmao. bro i’m not even capping i ALWAYS double touch off of a kickoff pass from my tm8 in dia 1

I’m in plat and no matter how I hit the ball they block it last second 99.99 percent of the time

11:42 I am gold and I can do a fast kick off

Sunless: i like sucking around in rocket league Me:Oof i want to be pro...

I’m a diamond I wish u played my

The small black definitely increase because bag pharmacokinetically bury apropos a parched taste. short, spotty rain

I can speed flip kick of and I’m plat 1 lol

U r a bronze

you forgot unranked

I’m a silver player and I think you could have played a tiny bit better for it to be convincing

Bronze don’t forfeit quickly cause they still have fun

I can speed flip in diamond 2, took about 15 hours to learn in training

Jokes on you, im not even ranked

Who watching the video is only a plat tournament winner and then dropped down to gold in 1 hour

I m chap 3 it was an ok match

8:47 cmon man

I mean plats

Plants air dribble the most and show of just like me

The ranking system is wack cause I’m constantly seeing gc’s in diamond 2 standard games. Like an average of at least 2 a night in a couple hours of playing - it used to be mainly season 1 gc’s but recently it has been season 13 gc’s

It’s astonishing to me that that guy was suspicious of you just because you got a double touch in diamond when I constantly see diamonds going for those and actually doing them like 40% of the time lmao

A moment of silence for sammy

Well, ik speed kickoff but i Am D1 ._.

I think sunless’s new rank should be bronze

So I finally tried ranked matches and I say my skill at least a silver but I started in bronze and they flying and everything😭

10 million views 😮

im silver i can almost do a air dribble i can arial very well ican half flip

When u were silver I don’t think u acted good bc I can aerial and spin and aerial at the same time and I forget the name of the aerial

WERE NOT WEAK ON THE DEFEANSE :(

Plat isn't that easy, 1v1 me

Sunless is keeping a secret he’s a diamond 😯

Bro it was was plat 1 div 1

sunless in plat "oh no, oh no"

I am plat

Am xxDaveGoCrazy

And I can beat sunlesskan in a 1v1

Am plat

You play like a plat

I hate you

I'm a silver and me and my friends play in plat games and I carry so that is not how. silvers play. I just don't play that much so I don't rank up that much or I would be at least a gold

i played my first ranked game ever and i went against a toxic smurf im never playing ranked again

I’m so satisfied hearing sunless say mclovin just cause he sounds like Seth Rogan and Superbad is one of my favorite movies

Sunless: Pro suck 3 sec later gets scored on.

Yo....Not being mean..... these golds are kinda silver2-like

The plats were in plat 1 so basically gold

Bro I am in silver and I play against literal gods

im a bronze but i can aerial so dont act that u cant aerial:)

“i’ll never use the fennec”

Platinum is like puberty

W8 u and Sammy were in the same clan hmmmm

Wait so champ 1s don’t have a fast kick off does that mean

His impressions with the bronze and silver were really accurate I’m a silver and I just fly around missing half my arials and missing open nets

I’m a sliver in rl

As he said smurfing is scummy i got a gc smurf in gold

Maybe because I’m watching but the plays were playing worse than golds i versus

I'm gold a'd sometimes I think: damn I'm playing good. Until I see these guys...

"Platinums are not good at defense." *Maybe I am a platinum*

Lol I can speed flip in plat 1

Im platinum and i can air dribble fast kick off and im a god in defens

Gc

Bruh what was that platinum game. Was that plat -5

Btw instead of turning your music volume all the way down you could hold the right stick In lobby and turn them off

6:53 anyone else figure out his name when he scores. Hint: use mathmatics

6 months later plats play like dimond

I’m silver

Silver plays better not like a bronze

Lol , he said hey plats in comments what u guys doin, me speed flipping, getting ceiling shots, also my self and I suck

Flip reset gold I can

Silvers can aerial u know

speed flips not hard i learned it in 10 mins its just hold forward/w on joystick and air roll then dash then pull down and boost simple

I come back in six months to realize that sunlesskhan is a good man its just YouTube he dose this for good content dont hate that the fact hes smurfing:)

I love this video I always watch it daily or twice

Im platinum and i speed flip kick off, air dribble and ceiling shot (and more) but those plats were so bad so were the champs and diamonds xD

Sunless plat play better

Sunless : I was actually trying to save that maybe I’m actually a silver Me : I knew I was as good as a gc

Can someone tell me the bg music name ?

Why in plat was his name (nuts) cream?

Im plat 1 div 3 and i want to get to diamond 1. Its a struggle

When I was a bronze I already played like a silver 3 (this is because I spent hours in practice)

you: i’m gonna play like a bronze also you: plays like a GC

Yes, us golds start air dribbles, but arent too good, and most of us are very toxic

I’m better than plat and I’m bronze

To be platin you must write "what a save" Every time your teammate miss ball XD

If that’s silver I should be in gold tbh

I've been playing for 2 weeks and I'm a silver 3 and I play much better than those silver 2's (shows how much thing change with in 2 years)

I started in 2018 and I’m just a hold but when I play plat I kill them

Bruv why is bronze fighting plat for me. It's broken.

I am grand champ and I need a one more game and I am on ssl

You are a hacker